In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
how can u be prego again
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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