I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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