This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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