i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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