Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
So vagazzling was a success
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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