id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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