Those balls look pretty dangerous.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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