somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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