how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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