I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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