Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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