god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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