Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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