like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
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