Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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