he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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