nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
its liver damage thursday
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Shame - the story of my life.
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