I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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