I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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