Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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