dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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