He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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