The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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