If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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