brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
thus making me awesome and them whores
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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