You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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