i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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