How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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