I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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