theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I use my feet as sexual weapons
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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