she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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