My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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