she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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