I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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