the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Randomize
