SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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