escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Damn victory sex feels great
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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