So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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