Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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