Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
This house was built for laser tag.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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