I wannas sexs uuuuu
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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