so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I enjoy the company of your penis
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