My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
There's even glitter on my cock...
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