apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Randomize
