I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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