weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
