He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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