i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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