i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
The chlamydia really affected his face.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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