The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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