Midget sex pt 2 tonight
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Randomize
